A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such
A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open
A newbie reporter was finding ways to please his media team. Upon hearing of an accident at a roadside beside a private farm, he rushed
Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times
Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same
Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your
Lumapit si Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede at may ibinulong. Hinimatay ang dad. Ano ang ibinulong ni Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede?
Sampung taong nakulong si pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan. Habang naglalakad na sya may
Isang araw matagal na natitig si Piglet kay Pooh. Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sa akin? Piglet: Ang taba mo kaya. Dapat ikaw si
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!