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Langaw

Isyot gabuhat sa iyang assignment sa Science. Iyang giputlan sa duha ka book tiil ang langaw… Isyot: Langaw, lupad! Langaw, ni lupad. Langaw, giputlan sa

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It’s a Bite Hit

A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open

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I am the son

A newbie reporter was finding ways to please his media team. Upon hearing of an accident at a roadside beside a private farm, he rushed

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GRO at Elepante

Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang

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Butiki

May butiki, nalaglag galing sa bubong… Henyo: Aha! Hemidactylus frenatus. Kikay: Ewww, lizard! Siga: Shit, butiki! Sosyalera: Shucks, butiks! Mayaman: Yuck, Lacoste! Mahirap: Wow, ulam!

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Applying for US Visa

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times

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The Composition

Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same

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What is Ethics?

Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your

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Baby Centipede

Lumapit si Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede at may ibinulong. Hinimatay ang dad. Ano ang ibinulong ni Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede?

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Bagong laya

Sampung taong nakulong si pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan. Habang naglalakad na sya may

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Piglet At Pooh

Isang araw matagal na natitig si Piglet kay Pooh. Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sa akin? Piglet: Ang taba mo kaya. Dapat ikaw si

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