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Baby Centipede

Isang araw, lumapit si Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede at may ibinulong..

Hinimatay si Daddy Centipede…

Ano ang ibinulong ni Baby Centipede?

Daddy, bili mo ko ng sleepers – yung Havaianas ha!

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