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Bagong laya

Sampung taong nakulong si pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan.

Habang naglalakad na sya may nakita syang kambing, sa sobrang kalibugan sabi nya sa sarili pwede nya na to.

Kaya sinimulan na nyang banatan ang kambing.

Mayamaya may babaing humihingi ng saklolo, pinuntahan nya at sabi ng babae gagawin nya lahat ng gusto ni Pedro matulungan lang sya.

At tinulungan nga ni Pedro.

Sabi ng babae bilang kabayaran anong gusto mong gawin ko?

Napangisi si Pedro at sabay sabi, “Miss pahawakan mo nga tong kambing, ang likot eh! 

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