Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the
A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there
Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they
Sa isang sikat na fastfood resto nakisiksik at kumain ang mag ama… Tatay: Anak, sikat talaga itong fastfood na ito at ang daming kumakain. Nagsisiksikan
Medyo tipsy na si Makoy sa isang Beer Garden kung saan lagi syan umiinom. Nilapitan sya ng isang nagpakilalang negosyate at inabutan sya ng calling
Isang umaga… Nanay: Anak, ayusin mo yang kama mo at ang gulo. Daig mo pa nakipag wrestling sa aswang kagabi. Anak: Hayaan mo na nay.
Sa buhay natin di talaga maiwasan na may makakatagpo ka at makikilala mo. Magiging close mo at magiging kayo. Ayun, napagtanto mo, mahal mo na
Sa isang pampasaherong jeep… Driver: Mga sir at mam, favor naman. Yung mga panget dyan at patapon, pakibaba na ho at may checkpoint po dyan
One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!