Crash landing
Flight Stewardess Announcing… Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sabundok na walang paliparan. Passengers:
Flight Stewardess Announcing… Stewardess: You are now boarding flight 911 – ilang sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sabundok na walang paliparan. Passengers:
Isang araw, may isang lasenggero na nagyaya sa kanyang kumpare na makipaginuman sa isang handaan… Lasinggero: Pare sama ka sa akin sa handaan, may inuman!
Tuwing may kasal tinutukso ako ng aking lola… Ooyyy, sya na susunod! Tumigil lang sya nung minsan may pinuntahan kaming libing… Ooyyy, sya na susunod!
Jesus: Ikaw Pedro, itatatwa mo ako ng tatlong beses pagkatapus tumilaok ng manok. At ikaw naman Hudas… Hoy Hudas, makinig ka! Wag kang basa ng
One day, a bisaya killer meets 3 women along the way… Killer: Hoy, ikaw. Bisaya ka noh? Woman 1: Hende bah! Bang! Killer: Ikaw, bisaya
In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked… Girl: Mam, do 40 years old get pregnant? Teacher: Yes! Girl: How about 20? Teacher: Yes! Girl:
Kakaiba na talaga mga tao ngayon. Akalain mo ba naman… Nasa loob ako ng church kanina, at biglang in the middle of the Mass, biglang
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!