Beauty Jokes

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May checkpoint

Sa isang pampasaherong jeep… Driver: Mga sir at mam, favor naman. Yung mga panget dyan at patapon, pakibaba na ho at may checkpoint po dyan

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Mga puting buhok

Anak: Nay, ang dami mo na palang puting buhok! Nanay: Yes. Every time na nagpapasaway yung anak, dumadami puting buhok ng nanay. Anak: Ah ganun

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Attractive eyes

Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes. Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so? Juan: Because your

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Mag-ingat ka, Friend!

Friend, pinag huhuli daw ngayon ang mga pogi, tisoy, guapo, cute at mga… Opps, teka lang may mini-message lang ako! Bitawan nyo ako! Saan nyo

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How Young Am I?

A old and wrinkling actress visited Dra. Vicky Belo and spent a Million Peso for her beauty reconstruction. Feeling good about herself after the procedures,

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Heavenly Squirrels

One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the

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Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor

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Paano mo sasabihin?

Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mong babae na mukha syang lalaki na di sya maiimbyerna sayo…? “Oy, friend and ganda mo naman. Alam mo, kamukha

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Gustong mag sundalo

Juan: Sir, gusto ko sanang maging sundalo. Officer: Aba, hindi ka puede. Dami mong sirang ngipin at ang pangit ng lips mo. Juan: Duh! Bakit

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