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Hugot Lines – Volume 1

“Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!” – Talong   “Hindi lahat ng malakas, superhero!” – Putok   “Paano tayo makakabuo

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Bagong bra

Marites: Hon, bili mo nga ako ng bagong bra. Laylay na yung mga luma ko eh. Mario: Wag na hon. Di na kailangan. Sa liit

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X-Ray Vision Glasses

Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot

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Kung mainum ba

Si Goliat gikutasan ug laag. Unya, nangayo’g tubig sa silingan… Goliat: Day Mimi, mainum ning inyong tubig ngari? Mimi: Ah, naa ba gud diay tubig

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The Mailbox

One afternoon Marie came out of her house to check her mailbox. Found nothing, she went back into her house. After few minutes, she came

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The Metal Box

Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look

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Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor

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The Hotdog Slicer

Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into

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Anong klase ba?

Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan… Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan. Anak: Coke o Pepsi? Tatay: Coke. Anak:

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Surf at Tide

Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba? Misis: Aba, oo naman! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit? Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig.

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Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!