Hugot Lines – Volume 2
“Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!” – Wennie Da Poh  “Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy
“Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!” – Wennie Da Poh  “Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy
“Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!” – Talong  “Hindi lahat ng malakas, superhero!” – Putok  “Paano tayo makakabuo
Marites: Hon, bili mo nga ako ng bagong bra. Laylay na yung mga luma ko eh. Mario: Wag na hon. Di na kailangan. Sa liit
Jake was in his house when he was called for an office errand. So, he left for the office with his desktop computer open. Meanwhile,
Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot
Si Goliat gikutasan ug laag. Unya, nangayo’g tubig sa silingan… Goliat: Day Mimi, mainum ning inyong tubig ngari? Mimi: Ah, naa ba gud diay tubig
One afternoon Marie came out of her house to check her mailbox. Found nothing, she went back into her house. After few minutes, she came
Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look
Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor
Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into
Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan… Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan. Anak: Coke o Pepsi? Tatay: Coke. Anak:
Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba? Misis: Aba, oo naman! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit? Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!