Top 15 Quick Jokes – Volume 1
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the
A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there
Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they
One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be
One day, a presidential family rides on a chartered plane for a trip… Pres. GMA: Hmm, what if I throw a cheque worth a million
Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes. Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so? Juan: Because your
One night, in a cottage along the woods, a fairy visited an elderly couple in their 60’s. Fairy: Oh, hello lovely couple. One fairy fateful
A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such
Ben and Dan were happily fishing in a big lake. It’s been hours but both of them haven’t have any catch. Until Ben decided to
A politician died, and immediately went to hell. Satan: Waaa, ha ha ha! Welcome to hell. Choose one room among the three and there you
Angie and Brad where American couple taking vacation in Boracay. “Oh my bad, I forgot to pack some condoms with me,” exclaimed Angie to Brad
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!