English Jokes

It’s a Bite Hit

A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open

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Nuts about Peanuts

Peter, a young office worker, was seated beside Paul an old office worker about to retire few months from now. Peter noticed Paul putting peanuts

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Order of the day

A disgruntled guest entered into a restaurant and ordered… Guest: I’d like scrambled egg with egg white still slimy. With corn flakes so stale you

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Worries and Troubles

One day, Tsong and Tsang were discussing about their forthcoming married life… Tsang: When we get married, I’d love to share all your worries and

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The Mailbox

One afternoon Marie came out of her house to check her mailbox. Found nothing, she went back into her house. After few minutes, she came

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Heavenly Squirrels

One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the

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The Metal Box

Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look

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Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor

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The Hotdog Slicer

Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into

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Swim test

The board of directors of a mental hospital decided to release three mental patients. And the said patients were Tik, Tak and Tok. Their test

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