Conyo Blind Date
Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin? Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na. Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba
Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin? Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na. Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba
Yaya, can you make gamit na nga lang GPS to locate my prince charming… Baka he is just stuck somewhere out there lang! Ewww, yaya
Conyo to a jeepney driver… Driver please stop the break. Here’s the bayad. Do you accept all major credit cards ba? Hi hi hi. So
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!