May butiki, nalaglag galing sa bubong…
Henyo: Aha! Hemidactylus frenatus.
Kikay: Ewww, lizard!
Siga: Shit, butiki!
Sosyalera: Shucks, butiks!
Mayaman: Yuck, Lacoste!
Mahirap: Wow, ulam!
Lasingero: Oyy mga brad, pulutan!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!