An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa…
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Arab: Six to ten times a week.
Consul: What I mean is male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and even Camels too!
Consul: Oh, holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!
Consul: Oh Man! Isn’t it hostile
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: O dear!
Arab: No! No! No! No dear – they ran so fast!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!