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Applying for US Visa

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa…

Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.

Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week.

Consul: What I mean is male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and even Camels too!

Consul: Oh, holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!

Consul: Oh Man! Isn’t it hostile
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: O dear!
Arab: No! No! No! No dear – they ran so fast!




Hard forever

A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young

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Ayaw na

Napapansin ni Mags na ayaw nang makipag sex sa kanya ng kanyang mister na si Migs. Ka humingi sya ng tulong sa kanyang bestfriend… Tsang:

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Dirty old man jerking

A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there

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