Sa isang classroom…
Titser: Peter, what is Ethics?
Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam!
Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your report card.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!