Tagalog Jokes

How Young Am I?

A old and wrinkling actress visited Dra. Vicky Belo and spent a Million Peso for her beauty reconstruction. Feeling good about herself after the procedures,

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X-Ray Vision Glasses

Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot

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Ring the Bell

Si Macky ay isa sa mga seminaristang magpapari na matapus ang higit 12 taon sa loob ng seminaryo. Pero may pagdadanaan pa silang isang natatangin

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Conyo Blind Date

Two Conyo DLSU Student making chika with each other: Kris: Hey Girl how was your blind date yesterday? Vanny: Yuck Talaga! He showed up with

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Inday Badiday

Donya: Aba, inday ang dami mo pa atang di maayus nanagawa dito sa bahay! Inday: Aba, madam nagagawa ko po lahat ng pinapagawa nyo. Donya:

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Mahina ang tenga

Isyot: Dok, ang hina na ata ng tenga ko. Pati utot ko di ko na rin naririnig. Doktor: Ganun ba. Inumin mo itong resita ko

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Lubak

Pumunta ng birthday party and mag-syotang si Tsong at si Tsang. Pag-uwi, sakay sila ng kanilang motor at angkas si Tsang. Sumama ang tyan ni

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Anong klase ba?

Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan… Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan. Anak: Coke o Pepsi? Tatay: Coke. Anak:

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GRO at Elepante

Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang

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Sekretarya at Boss

Sekretarya: Sir, nasa telepono po misis nyo. Gusto raw mag-kiss sa inyo. Boss: Sige, kunin mo na lang yung kiss para sa akin. Sekretarya: Ho,

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