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A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar.
Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open my pet’s mouth and put my penis inside it. Then after he opens his mouth again you buy me a beer if my wanker is still intact!
The crowd approves of his challenge.
So the owner slid his penis inside the reptiles mouth. And a minute later, he bangs his pet’s head with a beer bottle. To the crowds’ surprise, his penis is still intact.
He got his beer!
A little later, he challenged anyone in the crowd.
Pet Owner: I’ll pay $500 to those who want to try and make it.
The crowd murmurs. Then suddenly, a sexy beautiful woman stepped up.
Woman: I’ll sure give it a try. But promise me that you will not hit my head with a beer bottle.
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