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A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar.

Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open my pet’s mouth and put my penis inside it. Then after he opens his mouth again you buy me a beer if my wanker is still intact!

The crowd approves of his challenge.

So the owner slid his penis inside the reptiles mouth. And a minute later, he bangs his pet’s head with a beer bottle. To the crowds’ surprise, his penis is still intact.

He got his beer!

A little later, he challenged anyone in the crowd.

Pet Owner: I’ll pay $500 to those who want to try and make it.

The crowd murmurs. Then suddenly, a sexy beautiful woman stepped up.

Woman: I’ll sure give it a try. But promise me that you will not hit my head with a beer bottle.




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