A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar.
Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open my pet’s mouth and put my penis inside it. Then after he opens his mouth again you buy me a beer if my wanker is still intact!
The crowd approves of his challenge.
So the owner slid his penis inside the reptiles mouth. And a minute later, he bangs his pet’s head with a beer bottle. To the crowds’ surprise, his penis is still intact.
He got his beer!
A little later, he challenged anyone in the crowd.
Pet Owner: I’ll pay $500 to those who want to try and make it.
The crowd murmurs. Then suddenly, a sexy beautiful woman stepped up.
Woman: I’ll sure give it a try. But promise me that you will not hit my head with a beer bottle.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!