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GRO at Elepante

Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang?

GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante.

Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante?

GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape!  

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