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GRO at Elepante

Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang?

GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante.

Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante?

GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape!  




Hard forever

A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young

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Ayaw na

Napapansin ni Mags na ayaw nang makipag sex sa kanya ng kanyang mister na si Migs. Ka humingi sya ng tulong sa kanyang bestfriend… Tsang:

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Dirty old man jerking

A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there

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