
How Young Am I?
A old and wrinkling actress visited Dra. Vicky Belo and spent a Million Peso for her beauty reconstruction. Feeling good about herself after the procedures,
Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang?
GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante.
Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante?
GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape!
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