Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang?
GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante.
Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante?
GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!