
It’s a Bite Hit
A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open
A newbie reporter was finding ways to please his media team. Upon hearing of an accident at a roadside beside a private farm, he rushed to the site immediately. A car was involved along with a casualty, but a large crowd had gathered and the reporter could not get near the car.
Seeing another news team approaching, he started shouting loudly, “Make way! I am the son of the victim!”
The crowd all looked at him confused but still made way for him. When he got to the car, he found in front of him a dead horse!
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