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Kindergarten

In a kindergarten class, a little girl asked… Girl: Mam, do 40 years old get pregnant? Teacher: Yes! Girl: How about 20? Teacher: Yes! Girl:

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Nalala mo pa ba?

Naalala mo pa ba nung minsang nakasakay tayo sa bus…? Nilabas mo mukha mo. Tapus tuwang-tuwa ka! Then nilabas ko pwet ko. Tapus sabi ng

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Sa loob ng church

Kakaiba na talaga mga tao ngayon. Akalain mo ba naman… Nasa loob ako ng church kanina, at biglang in the middle of the Mass, biglang

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What’s the difference?

A koleheyala was interviewed… Question: What’s the difference between a penis and a kamote? Koleheyala: Yak naman, ats if! Hello! I don’t eat kamote noh!

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A jealous boy

A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother. So, one day he put poison into his mother’s nipples while she was sleeping. The

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Love yourself

One day, I was walking inside the mall. Then I saw a superbly handsome guy. I wonder “ba’t di sya nag artista?” So, nilapitan ko

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Malalaman ang sakit

Malalaman mo ang sakit sa pamamagitan lamang ng Kulangot… Pag maalat – may sakit ka sa kidney. Pag matamis – diabetic ka. Pag mapait –

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God Made Me

Alam nyo ba… God made nature green, pero pinakilaman natin. God made the rivers clean pero pinakilaman pa rin natin. God made me cute… Please

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