One day, I was walking inside the mall.
Then I saw a superbly handsome guy. I wonder “ba’t di sya nag artista?”
So, nilapitan ko sya to ask a question.
Ng biglang – blag!
Sorry. Love yourself!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!