A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother.
So, one day he put poison into his mother’s nipples while she was sleeping.
The next day, their driver died.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!