Alam nyo ba…
God made nature green, pero pinakilaman natin.
God made the rivers clean pero pinakilaman pa rin natin.
God made me cute…
Please wag ka na makilam, ok!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!