Two Conyo DLSU Student making chika with each other:
Kris: Hey Girl how was your blind date yesterday?
Vanny: Yuck Talaga! He showed up with his 1940 model of Mercedez Benz!
Kris: Huh! Why naman? It’s kind of expensive car pa kaya. Imagine, he still can afford it.
Vanny: Hello! Puede ba Kris, he was the original owner kaya!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!