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Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!

May good news,
– Walang bad news!

Tahanang walang hagdan,
– Inakyat!

Isang bakla ginahasa,
– Tuwang-tuwa!

Pandak na madre,
– Napagkamalng penguin!

Bulag, nakapatay,
– Nandilim daw ang panignin!

Tindira ng suka,
– Tinoyo!

Teacher, nagkamali,
– Tinuruan ng leksyon!

Basurero, nagsampa ng kaso,
– Binasura!

Tuberong manyakis,
– Nagkatulo!

Misis ng photographer,
– Nakunan!

Matsing na nagbabasa ng jokes,
– Tuwang-tuwa!

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