Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
Medyo tipsy na si Makoy sa isang Beer Garden kung saan lagi syan umiinom. Nilapitan sya ng isang nagpakilalang negosyate at inabutan sya ng calling card…
Makoy: Aba, eh plastic toy manufacturer pala kayo
Negosyante: Oo, at profitable ang business ko na yan.
Napansin ng negosyante ang dalawang malilit na bolang nilalaro ni Makoy…
Negosyante: Mukhang ok yang nilalaro mong bola, baka puede tayong mag business dyan. Paano mo nga pala nagawa yan?
Makoy: Bah, madali lang ho. Kukuha lang ako ng kulangot sa ilong ko at bibilugin, yan na ho yan. Sulit na sulit di ba?
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