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X-Ray Vision Glasses

Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses.

Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot ko ito.

Saleslady: Garantisado pa yan mam. Wala pa po kaming return nyan.

Nang pauwi na si Janice, sinuot nya ang X-Ray Gasses.

Janice: Aba! Nakahubad nga lahat ng mga tao. Maipakita nga ito kay mister.

Pag dating ni Janice sa bahay nila, dali dali syang umakyat sa kanilang kuwarto at isinuot ang X-Ray Glasses. Ngunit nakita nyang magkasiping ang kayang mister at ang kanilang seksing kapit bahay. At kapwa hubad ang dalawa.

Tinangal ni Janice ang kanyang X-Ray Glasses. Ngunit nakahubad pa rin ang dalawa. Sinuot nya ulet, nakahubad pa rin. At tinangal nya ulet, pero hubad pa rin talaga and dalawa.

Janice: Buwesit na na eye glasses ito ah. Nakailang gamit pa lang ako, sira na kaagad! 

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