Sa isang sementeryo, isang gabi…
Guard: Susmaryusep! Kala ko kaluluwa ka. Ano yang pinupokpok mo dyan?
Nagpupokpok: Ang mga buwesit! Wrong spelling ang pangalan ko!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!