One day, Tsong and Tsang were discussing about their forthcoming married life…
Tsang: When we get married, I’d love to share all your worries and troubles as your wife.
Tsong: Wow, that’s so lovely of you honey. But right now, I don’t have any worries and troubles at all.
Tsang: Oh well, that’s because we are not married yet!
Isang umaga… Nanay: Anak, ayusin mo yang kama mo at ang gulo. Daig mo pa nakipag wrestling sa aswang kagabi. Anak: Hayaan mo na nay.
Isang bading may ni-request sa kanyang boyfriend… Bading: Fafa, pa-finger mo nga ako sa pwet. Boyfriend: Eww! Pero sige. Hala tuwad! Bading: Sige pa, deeper…deeepeerrr!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!