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Worries and Troubles

One day, Tsong and Tsang were discussing about their forthcoming married life…

Tsang: When we get married, I’d love to share all your worries and troubles as your wife.

Tsong: Wow, that’s so lovely of you honey. But right now, I don’t have any worries and troubles at all.

Tsang: Oh well, that’s because we are not married yet!




Deeper, deeper!

Isang bading may ni-request sa kanyang boyfriend… Bading: Fafa, pa-finger mo nga ako sa pwet. Boyfriend: Eww! Pero sige. Hala tuwad! Bading: Sige pa, deeper…deeepeerrr!

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Isang libo, bibilisan ko

Isang lalaking mahilig sa sex, nagyaya ng quickie sa isang babae sa park… Lalake: Ano miss isang libo para sa quickie? Babae: Ah, ok. Sige.

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Mas masarap

Boy bumisita sa bahay ni girl… Girl: Hon, tikman mo tong adobo. Masarap, gawa ng nanay ko. Boy: Talaga! Pero hon, mas masarap ka. Girl:

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