A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night…
She suddenly screamed “Quick, my husband is back!”
The man beside her jumps out of the window and realizes…
“Damn it, I’m the husband!”
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!