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Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor Lili however, offered a solution.

“When the moon is full tonight, walk through your garden fully naked. The tomatoes will get embarrassed and they’ll turn red, ” Lili suggested.

Monina is a little skeptical about it, but did it anyway.

The next day, Lili asked Monina how did it went.

“Did I even get your instructions right?” said Monina.

Lili is confused.

Monina continued, “Oh well, the tomatoes are still green. But hey, you should see my eggplants – they are all ten inches longer!


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