Two students were caught by the janitor having sex in the CR…
Janitor: Aha, violating the school rules and regulations
Student: Anong rules yun sir?!
Janitor: Not wearing proper uniform.
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!