Twins

Twins nag-uusap sa loob ng tyan ng nanay…

Twin 1: Ikaw ‘tol ano pangarap mo paglaki mo?

Twin 2: Ako, gusto ko maging engineer. Ikaw naman ‘tol, ano balak mo pag laki mo?

Twin 1: Ako, paglaki ko bubugbugin ko yung makulit na kalbong labas masok dito. Bastos, nandudura pa! 

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