Doctor: Sige na miss, hubarin mo na yang panty mo.
Girl: Eh natatakot ako doc.
Doctor: Don’t worry, I won’t take advantage of you. Tiwala lang!
Girl: Saan ko po ilalagay yung panty ko?
Doctor: Dyan lang sa tabi ng brief ko!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!