Juan at Pedro nag-uusap…
Pedro: Badtrip pre! Nanuod ako ng sine kanina, ubos yung isan libo ko.
Juan: Ha! Bakit?!
Pedro: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Panay kasi punit nung babae, eh!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!