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Juan at Pedro nag-uusap…

Pedro: Badtrip pre! Nanuod ako ng sine kanina, ubos yung isan libo ko.

Juan: Ha! Bakit?!

Pedro: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Panay kasi punit nung babae, eh!  

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