Nuts about Peanuts

Peter, a young office worker, was seated beside Paul an old office worker about to retire few months from now. Peter noticed Paul putting peanuts in a glass jar after every break time. After a couple of weeks, the jar is almost full of peanuts. So Peter decided to sneak into the peanuts while Paul […]

The Hotdog Slicer

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Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into that hotdog slicer.” He told himself. Bert is so obsessed about his fantasy that he started talking about it with his drinking buddies. “For peace of mind, just do it.” […]

Choices

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Sa Eroplano… Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir? Sir: What are my choices Stewardess: Yes or No. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Empleyado Blues

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Pedro: Hayop ka! ginawa mo ko tauhan sa sakahan. Pero sahod ko hindi tumaas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?! Juan: Inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo! Pedro: Animal you! Make me manman in the farm, my salary did not climb! If I die, who will eat my family, you? SHARE […]