Hugot Lines – Volume 2

“Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!” – Wennie Da Poh   “Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.  Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo” – Ipis   “Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.” – Hipon   “Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao […]

Bagong bra

Marites: Hon, bili mo nga ako ng bagong bra. Laylay na yung mga luma ko eh. Mario: Wag na hon. Di na kailangan. Sa liit ng hinahrap mo walang kakasya dyan. Marites: Ang kapal ng mukha mo ah, eh ikaw ba’t naka-brief ka pa din! SHARE RELATED POSTS

What’s the Password?

Jake was in his house when he was called for an office errand. So, he left for the office with his desktop computer open. Meanwhile, his wife Janna has long been suspicious of Jake. So she went to his computer and opened his emails, but she can’t open it unless she enter the right password. […]

X-Ray Vision Glasses

Pumunta si Janice sa isang high-tech eye glass store at bumili ng X-Ray Glasses. Janice: Talaga bang makikita kung hubad lahat ng tao pag sinuot ko ito. Saleslady: Garantisado pa yan mam. Wala pa po kaming return nyan. Nang pauwi na si Janice, sinuot nya ang X-Ray Gasses. Janice: Aba! Nakahubad nga lahat ng mga […]

Mag buwag ta!

May-uyab nagkasulti-anay… Girl: Labs, unsa diay imong midol (middle) name? Boy: Unsay midol name ba?! Buloka pud nimo uy. Mag buwag ta! Ambi ang tanan nakong gamit apil ang akong wilding ring! Girl: Unsha? Wilding ring? Utro pud kang bulok. Magbuwag ta!   SHARE RELATED POSTS

Kung mainum ba

Si Goliat gikutasan ug laag. Unya, nangayo’g tubig sa silingan… Goliat: Day Mimi, mainum ning inyong tubig ngari? Mimi: Ah, naa ba gud diay tubig nga makaon. Goliat: Dili ba, tingalig hugaw ni inyong tubig. Mimi: Hugaw? Aw, hugasi! SHARE RELATED POSTS

The Mailbox

One afternoon Marie came out of her house to check her mailbox. Found nothing, she went back into her house. After few minutes, she came out to check again. Still, nothing there. She decided to take morning coffee. A little later, she checked the mailbox again. Nothing! She slammed the door of the mailbox and […]

The Metal Box

Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look for food around. All the three were away for a moment. Jollie, however, found a metal box. Curious about it, she opened the box and found an old bottle in […]

Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor Lili however, offered a solution. “When the moon is full tonight, walk through your garden fully naked. The tomatoes will get embarrassed and they’ll turn red, ” Lili suggested. Monina […]

Anong klase ba?

Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan… Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan. Anak: Coke o Pepsi? Tatay: Coke. Anak: Regular o Sugar Free? Tatay: Regular. Anak: Sa Bote o sa Lata? Tatay: Bote. Anak: 8oz o 12oz? Tatay: 12oz.  Anak: May deposito o wala? Tatay: Wala. Aba! Ang dami […]