Substitute

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Doctor: Iha, ano ba trabaho nyo? Girl: Substitute po doc eh. Doctor: Substitute?! Baka naman Prostitute. Girl: Hindi doc. Substitute talaga. Nanay ko yung prostitute. Pag di sya puede, ako yung substitute! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Ang cute ni father

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Lady: Hi Father! Ang cute nyo naman po, bakit pa kasi kayo nag-pari? Father: Ay nako. Yung parents ko, strict. Ayaw akong payagang mag madre. Gets mo, bruha! SHARE  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Meron ako, meron!

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Sexy: Wag po! Meron po ako ngayon. Parang awa nyo na wag po! Rapist: Anong meron. Walang meron-meron sa akin. Akin ka ngayon. Nyaaa ha ha! Sexy: Wag po, aaayyy! Rapist: Pwe! Meron ka nga. Meron kang itlog na malalaki. Bakla! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Kahit tatlong kutsara lang

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Si Enteng may sakit… Nanay: O, sige na anak kumain ka na para gumaling ka. Enteng: Nay ang hirap kumain. Masakit lalamunan ko, di ako makalunok. Nanay: Sige na anak pilitin mo. Sumubo ka kahit tatlong kutsara lang. Enteng: Nay naman, eh kung yung pagkain ang hirap lunukin, kutsara pa kaya. SHARE RELATED POSTS

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