A doctor losing his job
A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such a shame to him and his professional circle. Knowing that he was a dashing and an accomplished veterinarian! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Ring the Bell
Si Macky ay isa sa mga seminaristang magpapari na matapus ang higit 12 taon sa loob ng seminaryo. Pero may pagdadanaan pa silang isang natatangin pagsubok. Rector: Kailangan nyong mapagadaanan ang kahuli-hulihang pagsubok bago kayo tuluyang maging pari. At ang pagsubok ay tatalian kayo ng maliliit na bell sa inyong mga itits, at pag ito […]
Conyo Blind Date
Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin? Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na. Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba gusto mo? Jane: Bakit, meron ka bang Toyota Alphard, Mitsubishi Montero, Ford Ranger at Pajero? Tarsan: Hah? Ang daming sasakyan naman nyan? Ano ba yang kuwan mo, parking lot! Two […]
Heavenly Squirrels
One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the surgical clinic went on fire and all three of them died. On the way to the gates of heaven and hell, they met St. Peter “Oh, hey dashing ladies,” greeted […]
The Metal Box
Three retired actresses and close friends, Angie, Lina, and Jollie found themselves lost on an island in the middle of the Pacific. Hungry, they look for food around. All the three were away for a moment. Jollie, however, found a metal box. Curious about it, she opened the box and found an old bottle in […]
Mahina ang tenga
Isyot: Dok, ang hina na ata ng tenga ko. Pati utot ko di ko na rin naririnig. Doktor: Ganun ba. Inumin mo itong resita ko sayo ng isang lingo. Few days later… Isyot: Dok, naririnig ko na utot ko. Magaling na tenga ko! Doktor: Hindi iho. Lumakas na ang utot mo. SHARE RELATED POSTS
Swim test
The board of directors of a mental hospital decided to release three mental patients. And the said patients were Tik, Tak and Tok. Their test is to jump on an empty swimming pool from a diving board and from their doctors will decide who’s well to be released. Tik jumped of the diving board and […]
Sekretarya at Boss
Sekretarya: Sir, nasa telepono po misis nyo. Gusto raw mag-kiss sa inyo. Boss: Sige, kunin mo na lang yung kiss para sa akin. Sekretarya: Ho, bakit po sir? Boss: Para sa’yo ko na lang kunin mamaya! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Sensitive
Titser: Mam, kaya ko po kayo pinatawag kasi napakalikot po ng anak nyo. Mader: Oo nga po mam eh. Pasensya na po. Pero napaka sensitive po ng anak ko mam. Titser: Ah, ganun so paano ko sya dedesiplenahin? Mader: Eh, mam paluin nyo na lang yung katabi nya – tatanda na po yan! . SHARE […]
In the Malacañang Palace
Meanwhile, in the Malacañang Palace… Priest: Next Sunday, I will preach about the sin of lying. For you to understand more about it, I want you to read Mark Chapter 17. Next Sunday… Priest: How many of you read about Mark Chapter 17? Only GMA’s hand raise up! Priest: Well, Mark has only 16 Chapters. […]
