On the mirror

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Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick. Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet. Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something. Next school day, the […]

Ano apilyedo mo

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Si sister nagtanong sa isang sakristan pagkatapus ng misa… Sister: Iho, ano nga yung apilyedo mo? Sakristan: Sekrreeeyt! Joke. Yung clue po ay lagi nyo na yun nahahawakan. Sister: Hesusmaryosep! Bayag ba apelyedo mo?! Sakristan: Nya, hindi. Rosario po! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Choose your room

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A politician died, and immediately went to hell. Satan: Waaa, ha ha ha! Welcome to hell. Choose one room among the three and there you shall stay for eternity. The politician proceeds to choose a room. He opened Room 1. He saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their breast. Politician: Disgusting! […]

Mga hubad na istatwa

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Binisita ni Father Ed and kumbento ng mga madre. Nagulat sya at palihim na pumapasok-palabas ang mga madre sa isang tagong kuwarto. Kaya nung gumabi, kumuha sya ng flashlight as palihim din na pumasok sa kuwarto. Nagulat sya sa dami ng mga istatwang nakahubad. Maya-maya nakarinig sya ng mga yabag. May dalawang magaganda’t batang mga […]

Mga Kumanta ng Eternal Flame

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Bulag: Close your eyes… Pilay: Give me your hands… Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating… Bobo: Do you understand… Manhid: Do you feel the same… Tulog: Am I only dreaming… Bumbero: Is this burning, an eternal flame… Pipi: Say my name… Baliw: Sunshine through the rain… Bigo: My life so lonely… Doktor: They’ll come […]

Mayor at Koleheyala

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Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex… Mayor: How much, girl? Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor. Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba nyan? Koleheyala: Oo naman! Sideline lang yan mayor. Blackmail talaga totoong raket ko.  SHARE RELATED POSTS

Masakit ang tyan

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Dodong: Dok, ang sakit ng tyan ko. Ano ba nangyari dito? Doktor: Bakit, kailan pa ba nagsimula yan? Dodong: Simula lang po nung kumain ako ng talaba. Doktor: Eh, baka naman kasi sira na yung talaba. Nung binuksan mo may naamoy ka bang mabaho? Dodong: Ah ha? Binubuksan pa ba yun? . SHARE RELATED POSTS

Di na kinakausap

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Bok: Dok, nag aalala ako dun sa kapatid ko. Kasi dati kinakausap nya sarili nya. Ngayon hindi na. Dok: Eh di dapat matuwa ka kasi ibig sabihin nyan magaling na sya. Ano daw ba dahilan ba’t di na nya kinakausap sarili nya? Bok: Eh kasi nagkagalit na daw sila. SHARE RELATED POSTS

Gustong mag sundalo

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Juan: Sir, gusto ko sanang maging sundalo. Officer: Aba, hindi ka puede. Dami mong sirang ngipin at ang pangit ng lips mo. Juan: Duh! Bakit ano ba ngayon sir yung giyera – lips to lips! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Pray before sex

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Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin? Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na. Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba gusto mo? Jane: Bakit, meron ka bang Toyota Alphard, Mitsubishi Montero, Ford Ranger at Pajero? Tarsan: Hah? Ang daming sasakyan naman nyan? Ano ba yang kuwan mo, parking lot! An […]

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