Pueding pang-business
Medyo tipsy na si Makoy sa isang Beer Garden kung saan lagi syan umiinom. Nilapitan sya ng isang nagpakilalang negosyate at inabutan sya ng calling card… Makoy: Aba, eh plastic toy manufacturer pala kayo Negosyante: Oo, at profitable ang business ko na yan. Napansin ng negosyante ang dalawang malilit na bolang nilalaro ni Makoy… Negosyante: […]
Who’s the Boss?
One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be in-charge of the body and be the boss among us. Then we shall cast our vote. So, one by one, each body part explained and retorted each other… Blood: Well, […]
Pulis at Kamote Rider
Rider nahuli ng pulis na nag illegal parking… Pulis: Boy, bawal parking dyan. Di mo ba nakita yung signage. Rider: Nakita ko na ho yan. Pulis: Yun naman pala eh. Rider: Kayo ho ang di ko nakita eh! SHARE RELATED POSTS
A Genie for a Beer
Ben and Dan were happily fishing in a big lake. It’s been hours but both of them haven’t have any catch. Until Ben decided to pull his line. To his surprise, a rusty old lamp was reeled by his hook. To his dismay he took off the lamp and rub it clean a bit. Behold, […]
Order of the day
A disgruntled guest entered into a restaurant and ordered… Guest: I’d like scrambled egg with egg white still slimy. With corn flakes so stale you can actually bend them. Waiter: (Surprised) Umm, you sure sir you want such order? Guest: Oh yeah! And please, I like grilled bacon all greased-up and toast that looks like […]
Pasa Load
Juan: Tol, papasa nga ako ng P2 load, may i-text lang ako importante. Pedro send 2 peso load… Juan: [Received Message. Replied…] Thanks tol, narecieve ko na! Pedro: [Texted back…] Bugok! Wag ka mag-reply sayang load mo. Juan: [Replied…] Ah ok. Sige. Thanks! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Mga Kumanta ng Eternal Flame
Bulag: Close your eyes… Pilay: Give me your hands… Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating… Bobo: Do you understand… Manhid: Do you feel the same… Tulog: Am I only dreaming… Bumbero: Is this burning, an eternal flame… Pipi: Say my name… Baliw: Sunshine through the rain… Bigo: My life so lonely… Doktor: They’ll come […]
Surf at Tide
Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba? Misis: Aba, oo naman! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit? Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig. Excited ka!? SHARE RELATED POSTS
Funny Pictures Vol. 1
Interesting and funny cartoon compilations for you to check. From simple cartoon reliefs we see in our daily lives to Superman spoofs. Check them out! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Subrang tapang
Sitoy: Brad, subrang tapang pala nitong si Mang Kanor anoh?! Binoy: Di nga, paano nasabi? Sitoy: Abay, tumalon ba naman sa eroplano na walang parachute Binoy: Talaga! Saan mo nabalitaan yan? Sitoy: Kagabi – dun sa burol nya! Binoy: Ayun! SHARE RELATED POSTS
