How Young Am I?

A old and wrinkling actress visited Dra. Vicky Belo and spent a Million Peso for her beauty reconstruction. Feeling good about herself after the procedures, she went and queue in a nearby Coffee Shop to refresh herself with coffee and donut. While it is her turn on the counter, she asked the sales clerk “How […]

It’s a Bite Hit

A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open my pet’s mouth and put my penis inside it. Then after he opens his mouth again you buy me a beer if my wanker is still intact! The crowd approves […]

Ring the Bell

Si Macky ay isa sa mga seminaristang magpapari na matapus ang higit 12 taon sa loob ng seminaryo. Pero may pagdadanaan pa silang isang natatangin pagsubok. Rector: Kailangan nyong mapagadaanan ang kahuli-hulihang pagsubok bago kayo tuluyang maging pari. At ang pagsubok ay tatalian kayo ng maliliit na bell sa inyong mga itits, at pag ito […]

Vegetable garden

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Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor Lili however, offered a solution. “When the moon is full tonight, walk through your garden fully naked. The tomatoes will get embarrassed and they’ll turn red, ” Lili suggested. Monina […]

The Hotdog Slicer

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Bert was working in a hotdog factory in Manila. Unknown to his fellow workers, Bert has untoward fantasy. “I want to stick my organ into that hotdog slicer.” He told himself. Bert is so obsessed about his fantasy that he started talking about it with his drinking buddies. “For peace of mind, just do it.” […]

GRO at Elepante

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Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante? GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Mayor at Koleheyala

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Si Mayor at and koleheyala pagkatapus mag-sex… Mayor: How much, girl? Koleheyala: 200 pesos only mayor. Mayor: Sure ka, 200 lang. Mabubuhay ka na ba nyan? Koleheyala: Oo naman! Sideline lang yan mayor. Blackmail talaga totoong raket ko.  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Hilutin

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Nanay: Anak, sabihin mo nga kay tatay mo na hilutin ako. Anak (Bulol): Tay, tabi daw ni nanay iyutin mo daw sya. Tatay: Sabihin mo sa nanay mo na wala ako sa mood. Anak: Nay, tabi daw ni tatay wala daw sya tamod!  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on […]

Pray before sex

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An 80-year old pastor had a honeymoon with his young bride… Pastor: Honey, before we do it, we can just pray for guidance. Bride: Honey, you can just pray for endurance and I’ll take care of the guidance. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Sex ni lolo at lola

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Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola? Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang. Apo: Talaga po? Lolo: Opo. Sasabihin ko kay lola mo, “Fuck you!”, sasagot naman sya ng “Fuck you too!” Ok na yun! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp […]