Hard forever
A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young Man: Awesome! Gay Leader: In here, we have a magic pond that gives your wish whatever you wanted to. Just face your reflection in the water and spell your wish. […]
Dirty old man jerking
A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there will always be perverts in every places. Wife: But hon I can’t, he’s using my hand! SHARE RELATED POSTS
On the mirror
Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick. Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet. Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something. Next school day, the […]
Who’s the Boss?
One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be in-charge of the body and be the boss among us. Then we shall cast our vote. So, one by one, each body part explained and retorted each other… Blood: Well, […]
A throw for happiness
One day, a presidential family rides on a chartered plane for a trip… Pres. GMA: Hmm, what if I throw a cheque worth a million out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy? Mike Arroyo: That’s so thoughtful of you honey. But why not throw 2 cheques instead to make at least […]
Attractive eyes
Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes. Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so? Juan: Because your eyes attract each other! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Diner date
One night, in a cottage along the woods, a fairy visited an elderly couple in their 60’s. Fairy: Oh, hello lovely couple. One fairy fateful night. One wish for each you! Wife: Oh, dear lovely fairy I wish a romantic diner date with my husband on a Caribbean Cruise Ship. The fairy raised her wand […]
A doctor losing his job
A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such a shame to him and his professional circle. Knowing that he was a dashing and an accomplished veterinarian! SHARE RELATED POSTS
A Genie for a Beer
Ben and Dan were happily fishing in a big lake. It’s been hours but both of them haven’t have any catch. Until Ben decided to pull his line. To his surprise, a rusty old lamp was reeled by his hook. To his dismay he took off the lamp and rub it clean a bit. Behold, […]
Choose your room
A politician died, and immediately went to hell. Satan: Waaa, ha ha ha! Welcome to hell. Choose one room among the three and there you shall stay for eternity. The politician proceeds to choose a room. He opened Room 1. He saw people standing in a pool filled with poops to their breast. Politician: Disgusting! […]
