Top 15 Quick Jokes – Volume 1

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?– Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Why did the scarecrow win an award?– Because he was outstanding in his field. Why […]

Hard forever

A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young Man: Awesome! Gay Leader: In here, we have a magic pond that gives your wish whatever you wanted to. Just face your reflection in the water and spell your wish. […]

Dirty old man jerking

A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there will always be perverts in every places. Wife: But hon I can’t, he’s using my hand! SHARE RELATED POSTS

On the mirror

Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick. Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet. Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something. Next school day, the […]

Who’s the Boss?

One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be in-charge of the body and be the boss among us. Then we shall cast our vote. So, one by one, each body part explained and retorted each other… Blood: Well, […]

A throw for happiness

One day, a presidential family rides on a chartered plane for a trip… Pres. GMA: Hmm, what if I throw a cheque worth a million out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy? Mike Arroyo: That’s so thoughtful of you honey. But why not throw 2 cheques instead to make at least […]

Attractive eyes

Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes. Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so? Juan: Because your eyes attract each other! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Diner date

One night, in a cottage along the woods, a fairy visited an elderly couple in their 60’s. Fairy: Oh, hello lovely couple. One fairy fateful night. One wish for each you! Wife: Oh, dear lovely fairy I wish a romantic diner date with my husband on a Caribbean Cruise Ship. The fairy raised her wand […]

A doctor losing his job

A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such a shame to him and his professional circle. Knowing that he was a dashing and an accomplished veterinarian! SHARE RELATED POSTS

A Genie for a Beer

Ben and Dan were happily fishing in a big lake. It’s been hours but both of them haven’t have any catch. Until Ben decided to pull his line. To his surprise, a rusty old lamp was reeled by his hook. To his dismay he took off the lamp and rub it clean a bit. Behold, […]