Conyo Blind Date

Two Conyo DLSU Student making chika with each other: Kris: Hey Girl how was your blind date yesterday? Vanny: Yuck Talaga! He showed up with his 1940 model of Mercedez Benz! Kris: Huh! Why naman? It’s kind of expensive car pa kaya. Imagine, he still can afford it. Vanny: Hello! Puede ba Kris, he was […]

Conyo Jokes (Part 1)


Conyo to a jeepney driver… Driver please stop the break. Here’s the bayad. Do you accept all major credit cards ba? Hi hi hi. So cute talaga is your boyfriend. Daddy, can you make buy her boyfriend for me na nga!  Yak! I’m so fat na talaga. Yaya, can you make sipsip my taba na […]