How Young Am I?

A old and wrinkling actress visited Dra. Vicky Belo and spent a Million Peso for her beauty reconstruction. Feeling good about herself after the procedures, she went and queue in a nearby Coffee Shop to refresh herself with coffee and donut. While it is her turn on the counter, she asked the sales clerk “How […]

Puedi na ba mag Bra

Anak sigi’g hangyo sa amahan kung puede na ba kuno sya mag sul-ob ug bra… Anak: Dad, puede na ko mag bra. After all, I’m 18 na baya. Dad: Naunsa ka?! Dili puede, maduklan ta baya ka ron. Anak: But daaad, all my friends are wearing bra na! Dad: Hoy pag puyo diha, bayuta ka! […]

Ang mahiwagang Pader

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Isang araw si Tonyo at ang kanyang mga magulang na galing sa malayung lalawigan ay napagawi sa isang mall sa bayan. Ng si Tonyo at ang kanyang ama ay napadaan sa harap ng isang elevator… Tonyo: Tay, ano yan tingnan mo ang pader na nagsasara at nagbubukas? Ama: Aba, eh di ko nga din alam […]

Heavenly Squirrels

One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the surgical clinic went on fire and all three of them died. On the way to the gates of heaven and hell, they met St. Peter “Oh, hey dashing ladies,” greeted […]

Vegetable garden

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Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor Lili however, offered a solution. “When the moon is full tonight, walk through your garden fully naked. The tomatoes will get embarrassed and they’ll turn red, ” Lili suggested. Monina […]

Paano mo sasabihin?

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mong babae na mukha syang lalaki na di sya maiimbyerna sayo…? “Oy, friend and ganda mo naman. Alam mo, kamukha mo yung daddy mo!”  Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na ayaw mo na syang kausap na di sya magtatampo…? “Brad, alis na ako. Text text na lang!”  Paano mo […]

Gustong mag sundalo

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Juan: Sir, gusto ko sanang maging sundalo. Officer: Aba, hindi ka puede. Dami mong sirang ngipin at ang pangit ng lips mo. Juan: Duh! Bakit ano ba ngayon sir yung giyera – lips to lips! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Ang cute ni father

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Lady: Hi Father! Ang cute nyo naman po, bakit pa kasi kayo nag-pari? Father: Ay nako. Yung parents ko, strict. Ayaw akong payagang mag madre. Gets mo, bruha! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

D.O.M. Blues

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DOM: Alam mo pre, daming kung mga chicks ngayon. Pare: Talaga! Magaganda ba? DOM: Naman! Magkakamukha pa nga eh. Pare: Di nga, paanong maging magkakamuha mga chicks mo? DOM: Oo, pare. Makakamukhang pera! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

OOTD Ni Lola

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Biglang nag-init si Lola… One day lola wear sexy, lola didn’t mind. Second day lola wears T-back, lolo never mind. Third day lola, wore nothing! Lolo said, “ano ba yang suot mo gusot-gusot!” SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS