It’s a Bite Hit

A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open my pet’s mouth and put my penis inside it. Then after he opens his mouth again you buy me a beer if my wanker is still intact! The crowd approves […]

I am the son

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A newbie reporter was finding ways to please his media team. Upon hearing of an accident at a roadside beside a private farm, he rushed to the site immediately. A car was involved along with a casualty, but a large crowd had gathered and the reporter could not get near the car. Seeing another news […]

GRO at Elepante

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Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante? GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape!   SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Butiki

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May butiki, nalaglag galing sa bubong… Henyo: Aha! Hemidactylus frenatus. Kikay: Ewww, lizard! Siga: Shit, butiki! Sosyalera: Shucks, butiks! Mayaman: Yuck, Lacoste! Mahirap: Wow, ulam! Lasingero: Oyy mga brad, pulutan! SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Applying for US Visa

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An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times a week. Consul: What I mean is male or female?Arab: Both male and female and even Camels too! Consul: Oh, holy cow!Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too! Consul: Oh Man! […]

The Composition

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Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same dog. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

What is Ethics?

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Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your report card. SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS

Bagong laya

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Sampung taong nakulong si pedro kaya sabi nya paglabas na paglabas nya kailangang mailabas nya ang kanyang init sa katawan. Habang naglalakad na sya may nakita syang kambing, sa sobrang kalibugan sabi nya sa sarili pwede nya na to. Kaya sinimulan na nyang banatan ang kambing. Mayamaya may babaing humihingi ng saklolo, pinuntahan nya at […]

Piglet At Pooh

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Isang araw matagal na natitig si Piglet kay Pooh. Pooh: Bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sa akin? Piglet: Ang taba mo kaya. Dapat ikaw si Piglet eh!  SHARE Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on pinterest Share on whatsapp  COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS