Lovers making love…
GF: Alam mo labs, ikaw lang ang nakapag kama sa akin.
BF: Wow! And swerte ko naman.
GF: Oo, kasi yung iba sa lamesa, lababo, kubeta, sahig, kulungan at iba pa…
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!