Promoter: Misis, pag yung Tide at Surf ay ating pinaghalo, bubula ba?
Misis: Aba, oo naman!
Promoter: Kasi wala pang tubig. Excited ka!?
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!