Doctor: Iha, ano ba trabaho nyo?
Girl: Substitute po doc eh.
Doctor: Substitute?! Baka naman Prostitute.
Girl: Hindi doc. Substitute talaga. Nanay ko yung prostitute. Pag di sya puede, ako yung substitute!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!