If you look up in the sky and see a cute little birdie drops a poop in your face…
Don’t get mad…
And don’t be sad…
Just thank God that carabaos don’t fly.
Be thankful for small blessings instead!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!