Anak: Mommy ano po yung sex?
Nanay: Ah, anak number ho yan.
Anak: Ah, ok. Tama ka po mommy. Kasi si daddy tinanung nya si yaya “ano sex tayo?” Sumagot si yaya “ano sir 69 ulet?”
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!