Apo: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni lola?
Lolo: Aba, oo naman apo. Pero yun nga lang “oral sex” na lang.
Apo: Talaga po?
Lolo: Opo. Sasabihin ko kay lola mo, “Fuck you!”, sasagot naman sya ng “Fuck you too!” Ok na yun!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!