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A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin?
Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na.
Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba gusto mo?
Jane: Bakit, meron ka bang Toyota Alphard, Mitsubishi Montero, Ford Ranger at Pajero?
Tarsan: Hah? Ang daming sasakyan naman nyan? Ano ba yang kuwan mo, parking lot!
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