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Sasagutin lang kung

Tarsan: Hey Jane, kailang mo ba ako sasagutin?

Jane: Sasagutin lang kita kung may mga sasakyan ka na.

Tarsan: Eh anong klaseng mga sasakyan ba gusto mo?

Jane: Bakit, meron ka bang Toyota Alphard, Mitsubishi Montero, Ford Ranger at Pajero?

Tarsan: Hah? Ang daming sasakyan naman nyan? Ano ba yang kuwan mo, parking lot!

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